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Hate when the other guy goes for a handshake and I go for an open-mouth kiss and oh great I probably didn't get this job

Hate when the other guy goes for a handshake and I go for an open-mouth kiss and oh great I probably didn’t get this job

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Have you ever thought you were in love with someone but then realize you were just staring in a mirror for 20 minutes

Have you ever thought you were in love with someone but then realize you were just staring in a mirror for 20 minutes

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HI Grandma, can you come pick me up from my rap battle? It's over. No, I lost, he saw you drop me off & did a pretty devastating rhyme about it

HI Grandma, can you come pick me up from my rap battle? It’s over. No, I lost, he saw you drop me off & did a pretty devastating rhyme about it

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Hot dogs were in invented in 1936 by Larry Hotdogs when he accidentally dropped a bag of prize-winning pig assholes into his dick-shaper machine

Hot dogs were in invented in 1936 by Larry Hotdogs when he accidentally dropped a bag of prize-winning pig assholes into his dick-shaper machine

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How much for the horse tornado? Sir, that's a carousel. I must have it!

How much for the horse tornado? Sir, that’s a carousel. I must have it!

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I need a room full of mirrors so I can be surrounded by winners.

I need a room full of mirrors so I can be surrounded by winners.

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